Tretas, tretas...

SO IT'S TIME FOR THE OTAKU TAG *atoa fdp*


1[x] You've seen at least one anime.

2[x] You've read at least one manga.

3[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis. [uns 5 por semana :D]

4[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. [QUEM EH O IDIOTA Q NAO SABE DISSO D:]

5[x] You're in anime club. [alguns]

6[x] You've cosplayed at least once. [porra perdi a conta de qntas vezes o-o]

7[x] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.[uma vez q vc vai de pikachu pra festa de halloween do colegio, vc tem q contar :)]

8[x] You cosplay in public. [se nao for em publico nao tem graça -q]

9[x] You've been to at least one anime convention. [mais de 8000 :'D]

10[x] You cosplayed there. [yup -w-]

11[x] You travelled more than 200 miles to get there. [pro Anime Friends, sim]

12[x] You like Japanese food. [nao soh japonesa como chinesa coreana e etc =w=]

13[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, Pocky, cheap ramen, ramune. [TODOS]

14[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish. [D'OH]

15[x] You've made bento lunch. [*O* magica a sensaçao de levar o almoço numa caixinha... o que me faz imaginar q se a aninha fosse fazer meu bento ela iria com certeza dizer "benzinho, a sua marmita 'v'" XD HAUSHAUHSUASH]

16[x] You've made a charabento [*idiota que fez um Kero com batatinhas*]

17[x] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis. [sempre que eu posso, sim, mas... AH SE EU MORASSE EM SAMPA]

18[ ] You've actually been to Japan. [OTL quem me dera *cries*]

19[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols. [TAO DISTANTE ÇAÇ MAS ALGUM DIA ESTAREI LAH ÇnÇ]

20[x] You're learning/know Japanese. [soo desu nee :D nihongo wa tanoshii da ze!!!]

21[x] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. [isso foi a materia da minha prova Q]

22[ ] You have Japanese blood. [ç-ç descendencia polonesa nao serve fu]

23[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood. [sou mentiorosa mas nem tanto]

24[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people. [YAO SAN~ s2]

25[x] You claim you're married to said fictional character. [eheh~]

26[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. [ohohoh claro :D mas existem alguns cartoons bonzinhos q]

27[ ] You call all cartoons anime. [nao sou idiota pra isso o-o mas as vezes eu vou falar "desenho" e acabo falando anime XD dhs fhjsdgfhdgf *infeliz*]

28[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. [hm, nao, tenho mtos amigos que nao curtem... mas eh logico q tenho mais assunto com quem curte]

29[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names. [na maioria das vezes q]

30[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling. [tipo igirisu :D *derp*]

31[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour. [WTH XD]

32[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan. [uh, nao õ-o]

33[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. [NAO! COREIA DO SUL NA VEIA! D: RAWR]

34[ ] You think that just because they make the best media. [vc jah jougou algum mmorpg japones? nao? entao cala a boca o-o]

35[x] You listen to J-music. [j rock! epic win]

36[ ] Exclusively. [NAO!!!! KPOP!!!! KPOP FOREVER!!!!]

37[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". [*sente-se idiota por isso*]

38[x] You can name all the Vocaloids. [HÁ SIM!]

39[x] WITHOUT looking it up. [SIM! ;D]

40[x] You like Hetalia. [D'OH! PERGUNTA RETARDADA]

41[ ] You think Japan is the best character. Prussia is epic. [NAAAAAAO NAO MEEEEESMO *ODEIA O NIHON* G_G mas o prussia eh epico /champz]

42[x] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. [touquinhas camisetas colares etc etc etc]

43[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food. [nao sou tao alienada assim q]

44[x] You use Japanese honorifics. [ahem... poiseh... *culpada* -Q]

45[x] To refer to yourself. [dependendo da situaçao sim Q]

46[x] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. [uma dica, meu quarto nao tem paredes, tem posters.]

47[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese. [nao japa, mas tah]

48[ ] Legally. [tem alguem doido o bastante pra isso? acho q nem se eu virasse popstar]

49[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. [Zelda, Rythm, nao sao nomes japas Q]

50[x] You want to name your kid after an anime character. [NAO ME JULGUEM *encolhe* q]

51[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. [olhos puxados sao legais mas eu amo meus olhos]

52[ ] You've had it done. [NAO O-O]

53[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students. [jah tive uma colega japa na quarta serie mas fora isso nunca tive outra e.... poiseh, foi mais or falta de oportunidade Q]

54[ ] You've been arrested for doing so. [Q nao XD]

55[x] You use memes in daily conversation. [DUH e_e acho q ateh pessoas normais fazem isso q]

56[x] You watch abridged series. [jah assisti q]

57[x] You get most of the jokes. [tipo, todos :D]

58[x] You use tildes while typing [sim, eu usoooo~]

59[x] You use Japanese emoticons ^^ [Q MUITOS :D]

60[x] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing. [haroo o/ ma fwendsu Q *para*]

61[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever. [am, nao, isso eh idiotice]

62[x] You're not.

63[x] You're not even Asian.

64[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage. [eu nao sou -Q]

65[x] And you're not even Japanese. [saca a reação do ultimo cara q fez o teste: (KOREAN...THE OTHER ASIAN.) acho q ficou puto depois de 8000 "vc nao eh japones" QQQQ COREANO PORRA COREANO!!! XD HAUSHUASHUASH]

66[x] People call you a weeaboo. [*chora* nao gosto desse termo ;A; eu nao sou retardado cauai deçu hjdfdgsdajfgsjdkhafkjsdhf e eu repudio isso fuck!!]

67[X] You prefer the term otaku. [SIM ENTENDEU MINHA VIDA AGORA CARA ;A;]

68[x] You want to date a Japanese person. [ahem, poiseh neh~ q]

69[ ] No other nationality will do. [FUCK NO]

70[x] You watch Naruto. [eu assistia, eu gostava, agora perdeu a graça *cries*]

71[x] You wear the headbands. [*faz cosplay de kiba*]

72[ ] Every day. [nem tanto neh, tambem num so narutard o-o'']

73[ ] You're yelling at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors" [q, nao kjhsadbfjasd foda-se como chamam, eu chamo de bandana mesmo entao alok meu QQQ]

74[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic. [barraquinha de evento Q]

75[x] You act out scenes from the show. ["docchi ga hikaru kun desshoka?" geemu! saa tte! docchi ga hikaru kun akaru kana~? ^^ ah qualeh, quem nunca fez isso? *sente-se anormal*]

76[ ]0 FFVII is the best game ever. [um dos, mas nao O]

77[ ] Sephiroth is yours. [a lady gaga? hm nao, prefiro o cloud Q]

78[x] Kingdom Hearts is awesome. [ yup yup yup]

79[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE. [AkuRoku é: fofo, sexy, lindo, mordivel, babante, mas nao eh KAWAII DESU NE e_e wtf, como eu disse, nao sou weeaboo]

80[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note. [HAUSHAUSH SIM! QUEM NAO?]

81[x] Touhou rocks your life. [*O* touhou eh lindo]

82[x] Anime dubs are the spawn of the devil. [VSF ÇAÇ ODEIO DUBLAGENS a nao ser a de FMA que ficou linda :D]

83[x] Vic Mignogna is God. [---- OLHA O QUE EU DISSE!!!! DUBLAGEM LINDA DE FMA!!! S2S2]

84[x] It's seiyu, not voice actor. [é seiyuu. porra. puxa o U queria ver o cara que escreveu isso tendo aulas com a misaki sensei nunca mais ia errar isso Q]

85[x] You use Gratuitious Japanese all the time. [BAAAAAKA -q]

86[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence. [QUANDO EU FALO EM JAPONES SENAO MINHA SENSEI COME MEU PANCREAS]

87[ ] The only thing you draw is anime. [am... nao]

88[x] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime. [MANGÁ! GENIO! nao se DESENHA anime a nao ser q vc faça animação *facepalm*]

89[ ] All your friends also like anime. [a maioria]

90[x] You want to become a mangaka. [quem me dera...]

91[x] In Japan. [quem me dera 2]

92[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai. [nao õ-o]

93[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn" [e_e claro]

94[x] You write fanfics for English class. [nooooooossa definiu minha vida com essa]

95[x] Yaoi fanfics. [YESH FODA-SE A MENTE DA PROFESSORA QQQ]

96[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls. [nao *conhece direito tudinho :D pelo menos a maioria pq a sensei ensinou q*]

97[x] Everyone says you have no life. [KJSAHFCSKJDH ;-;]

98[x] And it's true. [FODA-SE EU TENHO MUITOS AMIGOS QUE NAO TEM VIDA TBM, ENTAO TO DE BOA]

ohhhhh acabooooooou *3* *marcou 64... o que equivale aaaaa....
71%
eu nao sou tao otaku assim soh 71% /Isay